I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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