I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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