WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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