Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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