Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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