FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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