If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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