i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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