Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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