...so i touched it.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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