I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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