He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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