I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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