your thong is hanging out like whoa
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My vagina is officially offended.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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