As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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