i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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