I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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