So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This is my gift to your gina
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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