Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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