we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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