Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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