Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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