Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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