Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wish you could order shots online.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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