what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
