did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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