school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You have to summon your inner elephant
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
