My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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