just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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