peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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