what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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