I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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