that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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