I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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