what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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