omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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