i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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