dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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