She bit a glass in half.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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