DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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