we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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