Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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