He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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