Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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