I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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