Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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