Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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