Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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