i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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