you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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