just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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