Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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