What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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