how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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