Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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