the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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